(as seen on david letterman)
10. you berate your co-workers in a british accent, but you're from cincinnati
9. named your three kids "paula," "simon" and "the other one"
8. began attending fat camp in hopes of meeting ruben
7. your name is gary and you end each phone conversation with "gary, out!"
6. you can name more contestants paula's slept with than paula can
5. your baby's first word? "dawg"
4. no number four - writer home watching "american idol"
3. your floor is littered with greasy sheets of plastic wrap (sorry, that's a sign you're obsessed with american cheese)
2. before sending letter to california you yell, "you're going to hollywood!"
1. watched the first episode instead of working on your new plan for iraq
(disclaimer: i don't necessarily agree with or promote these statements except, of course, for the funny ones.)
while i'm admitting my obsession with american idol, i might as well put in a plug for my favorite on the show so far.
blake lewis, seattle wa.
1 comment:
YAY....picking the same person to win AI is proof that we would be instant friends!
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