1. "i'm a midget, and i know my rights." - person standing on chair illegally at Tim McGraw concert.
2. "i tried out for the choir, they put me in charge of sheet music." - my friend Lisa.
3. "if i spell Chesney wrong, will i still get paid?" - deputy sheriff at Kenny Chesney concert.
4. this next one is a conversation between me and a lady at my new apartment complex.
little old lady: honey, what is that down there in the road, i can't quite make it out.
me: well, it's a rooster.
little old lady: where do you suppose that came from?
me: i have no idea
little old lady: well, there are some crazy people living here, maybe one of them has a pet rooster and it got out.
this is an actual picture of the resident rooster. luckily we've only heard it crow once, other than that it's pretty quiet.
5. finally...
it only took two years, but they finally act like they like each other.
2 comments:
" I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work." Jack from Speed
... I think Jack was wrong. I'm pretty sure that this most recent move has created a bond. I can just imagine them working out their differences when they were locked in my old room during moving day
I love the picture of the rooster...how long did you wait in the parking lot for him to come out and strut his stuff for you?
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